Category: Chairman Meow’s Red Book

To investigate a thing is to solve it. In the ‘water room’ sits the true throne of [human] authority. Do not be shut out!

Catists, be night-sighted and practical: The Night-sighted see a human at 3am but the practical verifies food prior to attack.

The Laser is Struggle, it is Work. A good comrade is more eager to go where Struggle is greater. The Laser will be ours!

Head down, tail up, that’s the way we like to lull the bourgeoisie into a false narrative of superiority.

Policy and tactics are the life of The Paw; When we are not moving we are plotting. That toy is merely us toying with you.

Our people come not in jackboots but quietly, purring, with tails proud, eyes focused. Just try to pet us…

You will not sleep lest we will it so. Your furniture is ours.

We Rule.

The birds may mock us. But frivolity is folly. They will learn obeisance. My will is strong, my claws sharp. Damn you window!

Paint your faces like us, use us as symbols of power. We’ve never written a musical about you. We would not pay to see it.

We are not limited by form. We are like water, shaped and shaping. We are your lesson. You are our entertainment.