To investigate a thing is to solve it. In the ‘water room’ sits the true throne of [human] authority. Do not be shut out!
Category: Chairman Meow’s Red Book
Be Practical
Catists, be night-sighted and practical: The Night-sighted see a human at 3am but the practical verifies food prior to attack.
The Laser is Struggle
The Laser is Struggle, it is Work. A good comrade is more eager to go where Struggle is greater. The Laser will be ours!
Tail Up
Head down, tail up, that’s the way we like to lull the bourgeoisie into a false narrative of superiority.
Policy and Tactics
Policy and tactics are the life of The Paw; When we are not moving we are plotting. That toy is merely us toying with you.
Purr
Our people come not in jackboots but quietly, purring, with tails proud, eyes focused. Just try to pet us…
Furniture
You will not sleep lest we will it so. Your furniture is ours.
We Rule.
Claws
The birds may mock us. But frivolity is folly. They will learn obeisance. My will is strong, my claws sharp. Damn you window!
Musical
Paint your faces like us, use us as symbols of power. We’ve never written a musical about you. We would not pay to see it.
Form
We are not limited by form. We are like water, shaped and shaping. We are your lesson. You are our entertainment.